HAPPY CHRISTMAS, BRYAN!

okay. so. we kinda know each other. we worked a show together... way back in '08. aaaaand i don't think we've spoken since then, so we've got a lot to catch up on. i did read your book, though! it was awesome. you're really cool. but i'm getting off topic. before we get to the fun stuff (gifts) i just want to wish you a very merry christmas and a happy new year. i hope 2016 brings you health, success, love, joy and peace. you deserve it, guy! oh, and i hope the gifts aren't too shitty.